s’goin on its Donny, Maine’s finest athlete. i was born on toppa White Heat upta Sunday River and i been pointin’ em downhill evah since. i’m known for skiin’ but can do othah stuff good to, like carpentry, plumbin, plowin, mowin, towin, fishin, bikin, swimmin, eatin, drinkin, and sleepin. i run on a steady diet uh Moxie, red snappah hotdogs, whoopie pies, n occasionally a glass uh allen’s. if you see me out on the hill don’t try to catch up bub, its not gonna happen.